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12:00 AM
The King of Queens
Doug realizes he has more in common with Deacon's wife than with Deacon, so he starts spending time with her.
12:30 AM
The King of Queens
Doug tries to be romantic by making an unexpected appearance at Carrie's company retreat; Danny and Spence sneak into a Huey Lewis concert.
1:00 AM
The King of Queens
Doug plots revenge after learning that his friendship with a driver from a rival service was nothing more than a con.
1:30 AM
The King of Queens
Carrie wants to put Arthur in a retirement home after he starts a fire in the basement, but Doug makes a discovery that makes him want to change her mind.
2:00 AM
Seinfeld
Becoming annoyed at Kramer's invasions of privacy, Jerry takes away his spare key. Kramer, shaken, decides to leave for California to pursue an acting career.
2:30 AM
Seinfeld
When Jerry is booked to appear on "The Tonight Show," he takes George with him to Los Angeles to search for Kramer, who vanished in a huff months earlier.
3:00 AM
Seinfeld
While in Los Angeles, Jerry and George are picked up by the police; Kramer is a suspect in a series of serial murders.
3:30 AM
Seinfeld
Jerry is approached by network executives and asked to create a new television show.
4:00 AM
Seinfeld
Jerry tries to evade a vengeful writer; Kramer agrees to be a witness at a friend's trial; George woos an executive.
4:30 AM
Seinfeld
Jerry tries to explain to his visiting parents (Liz Sheridan, Barney Martin) the whereabouts of a gift they once gave him.
5:00 AM
The New Adventures of Old Christine
Christine begins a complicated relationship with the doctor (Eric McCormack) who shares Matthew's office space.
5:30 AM
The New Adventures of Old Christine
The most popular girl in school asks Ritchie to a dance; Richard and Matthew try to force an elderly tenant out of an apartment they want to rent.
6:00 AM
Roseanne
Jackie and Roseanne meet a young woman who teaches them what being independent really means; Dan tries to spend time alone.
6:36 AM
Roseanne
D.J. must perform a drama about the story of Thanksgiving at his school; when the play is a little patriotic, many parents are horrified, but the Connors are enthusiastic and celeb
7:12 AM
Roseanne
Dan revisits his youth when an old buddy brings his blues band (Blues Traveler) to town.
7:48 AM
Roseanne
Roseanne decides to film a family video to give the baby on her 16th birthday.
8:24 AM
Roseanne
A wedding is in the works when Leon (Martin Mull) and his lover (Fred Willard) decide to marry.
9:00 AM
Roseanne
The competition heats up when Roseanne and Jackie both get jobs demonstrating products at a supermarket.
9:36 AM
Roseanne
A family feud erupts when the Conners learn that Darlene has refused a job that pays very well.
10:12 AM
Roseanne
Becky considers making changes to her life after telling Roseanne how unhappy she is.
10:48 AM
Roseanne
Nana Mary's (Shelley Winters) visit with a box of toys takes Roseanne and Jackie on a trip down memory lane.
11:24 AM
Roseanne
Dan weighs a business opportunity; Jackie fears her new computer.
12:00 PM
Roseanne
Dan announces his job in the workshop and gets a pretty good compensation; instead of paying off the debts or saving money, Roseanne plans a holiday with the whole family; the goal
12:36 PM
Roseanne
The Conner family goes to Disney World; Rosanne becomes an expert in ordering room service; the park has a profound effect on Roseanne's usually complaining brood.
1:12 PM
Roseanne
David takes a job at a bizarre amusement park so he can escape the Conner household; while working there, he must always be cheerful and tidy.
1:48 PM
Roseanne
Darlene is pregnant and wants to marry David; Roseanne and Dan are shocked and have very different reactions to Darlene and David's big news.
2:24 PM
Roseanne
A television news reporter interviews Roseanne in the street.
3:00 PM
Roseanne
Plans for David and Darlene's wedding are made; Bev is excluded from the wedding preparations and therefore takes part in a seniors dance course.
3:30 PM
Roseanne
The Conners celebrate Darlene's wedding day; Darlene and Dan have another fight, but they reconcile immediately.
4:00 PM
Roseanne
Roseanne does not move from Dan's side, after he suffers a heart attack at Darlene's wedding.
4:30 PM
Roseanne
After Dan comes home from the hospital, Roseanne discovers that he has not been sticking to his doctor-prescribed diet regime.
5:00 PM
Seinfeld
Jerry tries to buy back the watch his parents gave him; George attempts to renegotiate his network deal.
5:30 PM
Seinfeld
Jerry gets lost en route to visiting a sick fan who must live in a protective plastic bubble.
6:00 PM
Seinfeld
Jerry and George try to write the pilot for their series; Kramer solicits cigars from the Cuban consulate.
6:30 PM
Seinfeld
A night at the opera turns into a nightmare when Jerry meets Elaine's new boyfriend (Peter Crombie).
7:00 PM
Seinfeld
Jerry and George must think of an idea for a TV series before meeting with network bigwigs.
7:30 PM
Seinfeld
Jerry challenges George, Kramer and Elaine to a contest of self-denial; Elaine looks forward to a special date.
8:00 PM
Seinfeld
Jerry parties it up in first class while Elaine suffers in cramped coach; Kramer is chased by the police.
8:30 PM
Seinfeld
Elaine accidentally reveals too much cleavage on her Christmas card; Kramer is asked to pose for a risqué underwear ad.
9:00 PM
Seinfeld
Jerry is shadowed by a pesky comic (Barry Diamond); the gang's decision to meet for a movie begins in disaster.
9:30 PM
Seinfeld
Jerry takes pity on a foreigner (Brian George) when the man's immigration papers are left in Jerry's mailbox.
10:00 PM
Seinfeld
Jerry and George meet with a skeptical TV executive about their show; Kramer dates Jerry's ex-girlfriend.
10:30 PM
Seinfeld
An eavesdropping college reporter prints the mistaken story that Jerry and George are longtime intimate companions.
11:00 PM
Seinfeld
When Jerry, George and Elaine volunteer to comfort senior citizens in their homes, it leads to disaster for all.
11:30 PM
Seinfeld
Jerry dumps his girlfriend when he finds out she may have breast implants; Kramer claims to have seen Salman Rushdie at a health club.
12:00 AM
Seinfeld
Elaine's interest in an old boyfriend is rekindled when he loses weight; Kramer and Jerry have an accident with a Junior Mint; Jerry tries to remember the name of a woman whose nam
12:30 AM
Seinfeld
A car valet with killer body odor leaves Jerry and Elaine gasping for breath; George sees an ex-girlfriend holding hands with someone else.
1:00 AM
Seinfeld
George's father (Jerry Stiller) is arrested when Jerry and George park his car in a handicapped spot.
1:30 AM
Seinfeld
Jerry and George produce their pilot, but George doesn't like the actor playing him; Kramer has a personal problem.
2:00 AM
Seinfeld
Jerry and George produce their pilot, but George doesn't like the actor playing him; Kramer has a personal problem.
2:30 AM
Seinfeld
Jerry begs Elaine for another chance when she reveals her true feelings about their relationship; Kramer is banned from his favorite fruit shop.
3:00 AM
The New Adventures of Old Christine
Max (Eric McCormack) tries to teach Christine to follow through rather than quit when things get too hard.
3:36 AM
The New Adventures of Old Christine
Christine sets Richard up with a beautiful woman who works out at her gym; Richard's friend Tom continues to try to woo Christine.
4:12 AM
The New Adventures of Old Christine
Fearful that he might propose to her, Barb insists that Christine join her on a date with Dave; Richard realizes he must woo New Christine to get her back.
4:48 AM
The New Adventures of Old Christine
When Christine discovers that Ritchie has been bullying other kids, she decides to apologize to the woman she used to terrorize in school.
5:24 AM
The New Adventures of Old Christine
Christine reluctantly attends her neighbor's holiday block party, where she discovers a juicy secret.
6:00 AM
The New Adventures of Old Christine
The response of her therapist is not quite what she had expected after Christine tells him that she's in love with him.
6:36 AM
The New Adventures of Old Christine
Christine finds herself falling in love with Max, until Mr. Harris returns, and she must sort out her feelings.
7:12 AM
The New Adventures of Old Christine
As Richard and New Christine plan for their baby, Christine gets jealous and decides she wants an infant of her own.
7:48 AM
The New Adventures of Old Christine
After the business she shares with Barb turns out to be profitable, Christine is put between a rock and a hard place deciding whether to spend her share of the money on herself or
8:24 AM
The Golden Girls
In flashbacks, the housemates reminisce about Mother's Day celebrations.
9:00 AM
The Golden Girls
A battle for the affections of a Cuban cigar mogul ignites a dispute between Blanche and Sophia.
9:36 AM
The Golden Girls
Sophia's roommates, bored with themselves, are unaware of her active daytime life.
10:12 AM
The Golden Girls
Blanche encounters a former schoolmate who is the only man to ever turn her down.
10:48 AM
The Golden Girls
Rose competes for St. Olaf's Woman of the Year honors, with a little help of Blanche and Dorothy.
11:24 AM
The Golden Girls
Sophia cries foul after being hit with a fly ball at the stadium; Stan tries to sue the ballpark.
12:00 PM
The Golden Girls
Sophia wants to wed Max Weinstock, her husband's partner.
12:30 PM
The Golden Girls
Sophia and Max return from their honeymoon and open a food stand on the boardwalk.
1:00 PM
The Golden Girls
Blanche's tattered jacket, containing a winning lottery ticket, ends up in charity.
1:30 PM
The Golden Girls
Blanche learns that her brother is gay after he claims to have slept with Rose.
2:00 PM
The Golden Girls
Dorothy wants her ex-husband back when he becomes engaged to another woman.
2:30 PM
The Golden Girls
The roommates buy a dying artist's painting, hoping to sell it for a profit.
3:00 PM
The Golden Girls
Blanche has reservations about dating a blind man, since he cannot see her physical attributes; Dorothy and Rose coach a children's team.
3:30 PM
The Golden Girls
Rose feels inadequate when her new boyfriend experiences impotency.
4:00 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Ray spends all his free time coaching his basketball team but then realizes he's missing out on time with his family.
4:30 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Ray is upset when he discovers that the autographed Mickey Mantle baseball his dad gave him years earlier is a fake, so he decides to tell Ally the truth about Santa.
5:00 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Ray has to hold an important business meeting at the doctor's office when Debra and the kids get sick.
5:30 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Ray feels insecure and jealous when Debra compliments Robert on his physical attractiveness.
6:00 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Debra is upset when Ray buys back his old car, affectionately known as the "make-out mobile."
6:30 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Ray tries to replace the diamond in Debra's wedding ring without her knowing when he discovers it is fake.
7:00 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
When the cable goes out, a board game stirs a heated family debate about who is moral and who is not.
7:35 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
When Debra persuades Ray to be an optimist, he can't handle being the only upbeat person in the family.
8:10 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Robert and Ray fight over a stray bulldog similar to the one Ray was forced to give up as a child.
8:45 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
When Ray's parents bother everyone with their meddling, the neighbors turn to him to make them stop.
9:20 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Being interviewed for a book about the family, Debra decides she's boring compared to her husband's family.
9:55 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Debra and Ray wonder why they ever moved across the street from his overbearing parents.
10:30 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Ray's family lies to him about his guest appearance on a TV sports show, and he feels awful when he finds out about it.
11:00 PM
Seinfeld
George and Elaine go to an optician after George loses his glasses at his health club; Elaine fears she has rabies after being bitten by a dog.
11:30 PM
Seinfeld
Jerry appears on "Today" with Bryant Gumbel, but must wear a silly shirt as the result of a misunderstanding with Kramer's "low talker" girlfriend; George moves in with his parents
12:00 AM
Seinfeld
Jerry, Kramer and Newman (Wayne Knight) investigate their accountant's unexplained sniffles; Elaine's new boyfriend has an annoying habit.
12:30 AM
Seinfeld
Jerry and Elaine are apprehensive about being the godparents to their friends' newborn son; George is thrilled with his new parking spot.
1:00 AM
Seinfeld
George asks Jerry's date (Marlee Matlin) to read the lips of his ex-girlfriend at a party; Elaine has trouble communicating with a limo driver.
1:30 AM
Seinfeld
Jerry and Elaine begin gaining weight and suspect a nonfat-yogurt shop may be making false claims; Jerry's use of a bad word influences Meredith's son.
2:00 AM
Seinfeld
Jerry decides to change barbers because his has a history of giving bad haircuts; George poses as an employee after a job interview.
2:30 AM
Seinfeld
Jerry becomes tense when he can't get his masseuse girlfriend (Jennifer Coolidge) to give him a massage.
3:00 AM
Seinfeld
Jerry thinks his girlfriend (Kimberly Campbell) has a fungus; George converts to the Latvian Orthodox religion.
3:30 AM
Seinfeld
Elaine's toilet stall has no tissue and the woman in the next stall refuses to give her some; George acts giddy around Elaine's boyfriend.
4:00 AM
Seinfeld
Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer search for something to take to a dinner party; Jerry and Elaine forget to take a number at the bakery; Kramer and George have trouble buying wine.
4:30 AM
Seinfeld
George poses as a marine biologist while on a date with a former college classmate (Rosalind Allen); Elaine loses her electronic organizer.
5:00 AM
Seinfeld
Jerry becomes obsessed when his date refuses to sample his pie; a clothing store mannequin resembles Elaine.
5:30 AM
Seinfeld
Kramer befriends a little person when he is hired as a stand-in for a soap opera; George wants to break up with a girlfriend.
6:00 AM
The Drew Barrymore Show
More from Drew cooking with Sunny Anderson and Emeril Lagasse.
6:30 AM
The Drew Barrymore Show
A little bit extra with comic Sebastian Maniscalco.
7:00 AM
The Andy Griffith Show
Aunt Bee buys a wig and upsets Andy and the rest of Mayberry.
7:30 AM
The Andy Griffith Show
Andy and the town of Mayberry undergo a trying experience when the Darling family comes into a fortune of $300.
8:00 AM
The Andy Griffith Show
Goober, convinced that he has a severe case of whiplash, promptly becomes a helpless invalid.
8:30 AM
The Andy Griffith Show
Aunt Bee and Howard both decide to run for the office of town councilman.
9:00 AM
M*A*S*H
Tired of the GI diet of liver and fish, Hawkeye calls Chicago for an order of ribs.
9:30 AM
M*A*S*H
When Henry gets his discharge, Frank concerns himself with taking command.
10:00 AM
M*A*S*H
Hawkeye finds it no easy matter to establish that he's alive after he finds out his father was notified of his demise.
10:30 AM
M*A*S*H
Col. Potter, Hawkeye, B.J., Frank and Radar get hopelessly lost on their way back from a medical meeting.
11:00 AM
M*A*S*H
An intelligence officer and a psychiatrist grapple for the fate of a wounded officer who claims he's Jesus Christ.
11:30 AM
M*A*S*H
A sudden deluge of wounded at the 4077th is followed by a fire and a rainstorm.
12:00 PM
M*A*S*H
Famed newscaster Clete Roberts visits the 4077th for a report on the feelings of the people stationed there.
12:30 PM
M*A*S*H
The long-smoldering feud between Hot Lips and the nurses in her command comes to a head when she confines one of them to her tent.
1:00 PM
M*A*S*H
Psychiatrist Maj. Freedman visits the 4077th to clear his head and finds release in its unique form of insanity.
1:30 PM
M*A*S*H
An embittered private refuses to heed Father Mulcahy's counsel because the priest has never experienced front-line duty.
2:00 PM
M*A*S*H
Col. Potter plans to show his all-time favorite Western as a pick-me-up for the company's badly sagging morale.
2:30 PM
M*A*S*H
B.J. receives a visit from an old college friend who proceeds to play practical jokes on the M*A*S*H members.
3:00 PM
M*A*S*H
B.J. borrows $200 from Charles to send to his wife, only to have Charles take advantage of him in various ways.
3:30 PM
M*A*S*H
Charles' French horn practicing causes Hawkeye and B.J. to go on a bath strike.
4:00 PM
Seinfeld
Jerry lets his girlfriend (Courteney Cox) pose as his wife so she can receive a discount at the dry cleaner.
4:30 PM
Seinfeld
Kramer has a scheme to sell vintage raincoats; Jerry and his girlfriend can't get any alone time; George sells his father's cabana clothes.
5:00 PM
Seinfeld
Kramer's scheme to sell vintage raincoats backfires; George tries to dump his "little brother"; Jerry and his girlfriend go to a movie to be alone.
5:30 PM
Seinfeld
George is forced to confront his cowardliness after he runs from a kitchen fire; Kramer dates one of Elaine's co-workers.
6:00 PM
Seinfeld
George fears Jerry's girlfriend will give his girlfriend an inaccurate description after she sees him naked.
6:30 PM
Seinfeld
George learns success lies in doing the opposite of what he would normally do; Kramer appears on "Live -- Regis & Kathie Lee."
7:00 PM
Seinfeld
Kramer acts as chaperone when Jerry goes on a date with Miss Rhode Island (Marguerite MacIntyre).
7:30 PM
Seinfeld
George's date gets credit for a salad purchase; Newman once dumped Jerry's date; Kramer clashes with a former athlete.
8:00 PM
Seinfeld
Jerry convinces George to ask baseball player Danny Tartabull to appear on a public television pledge drive.
8:30 PM
Seinfeld
A series of mishaps occur when George's phone lines get crossed and a woman answers when anyone calls.
9:00 PM
Seinfeld
Jerry's purchase of a new sofa helps Elaine land a new romantic interest when she begins dating the man who delivered it (David James Elliott).
9:30 PM
Seinfeld
Elaine must substitute for her boss in a merger deal; a girlfriend's mom sees George eating out of the trash.
10:00 PM
Seinfeld
Jerry is forced to treat an obnoxious comic (Stephen Hytner) to dinner after accepting a designer suit.
10:30 PM
Seinfeld
Elaine wins her boss (Ian Abercrombie) a chance to walk in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. George buys the car of a celebrity.
11:00 PM
Seinfeld
George hires a dowdy assistant (Vicki Lewis) whose competence and productivity prove to be a turn-on.
11:30 PM
Seinfeld
George discovers Kramer's first name while trying to determine whether his girlfriend has an eating disorder.

Shows on TV Land

What's on TV Land. Click a show for details and where to watch it.

SE
Seinfeld

Jerry tries to evade a vengeful writer; Kramer agrees to be a witness at a friend's trial; George woos an executive.

Sat 4:00 AM
TH
The New Adventures of Old Christine

Christine begins a complicated relationship with the doctor (Eric McCormack) who shares Matthew's office space.

Sat 5:00 AM
RO
Roseanne

Jackie and Roseanne meet a young woman who teaches them what being independent really means; Dan tries to spend time alone.

Sat 6:00 AM
TH
The Golden Girls

In flashbacks, the housemates reminisce about Mother's Day celebrations.

Sun 8:24 AM
EV
Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray spends all his free time coaching his basketball team but then realizes he's missing out on time with his family.

Sun 4:00 PM
TH
The Drew Barrymore Show

More from Drew cooking with Sunny Anderson and Emeril Lagasse.

Mon 6:00 AM
TH
The Andy Griffith Show

Aunt Bee buys a wig and upsets Andy and the rest of Mayberry.

Mon 7:00 AM
M*
M*A*S*H

Tired of the GI diet of liver and fish, Hawkeye calls Chicago for an order of ribs.

Mon 9:00 AM
GU
Gunsmoke

Matt poses as an old love's (Anne Francis) husband when he rides into an outlaw hide-out.

Tue 10:45 AM
TH
The King of Queens

When Carrie insists that Doug figure out how to invest their tax return, he buys an ice cream truck from a stranger.

Tue 11:00 PM
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