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12:00 AM
The King of Queens
Doug realizes he has more in common with Deacon's wife than with Deacon, so he starts spending time with her.
12:30 AM
The King of Queens
Doug tries to be romantic by making an unexpected appearance at Carrie's company retreat; Danny and Spence sneak into a Huey Lewis concert.
1:00 AM
The King of Queens
Doug plots revenge after learning that his friendship with a driver from a rival service was nothing more than a con.
1:30 AM
The King of Queens
Carrie wants to put Arthur in a retirement home after he starts a fire in the basement, but Doug makes a discovery that makes him want to change her mind.
2:00 AM
Seinfeld
Becoming annoyed at Kramer's invasions of privacy, Jerry takes away his spare key. Kramer, shaken, decides to leave for California to pursue an acting career.
2:30 AM
Seinfeld
When Jerry is booked to appear on "The Tonight Show," he takes George with him to Los Angeles to search for Kramer, who vanished in a huff months earlier.
3:00 AM
Seinfeld
While in Los Angeles, Jerry and George are picked up by the police; Kramer is a suspect in a series of serial murders.
3:30 AM
Seinfeld
Jerry is approached by network executives and asked to create a new television show.
4:00 AM
Seinfeld
Jerry tries to evade a vengeful writer; Kramer agrees to be a witness at a friend's trial; George woos an executive.
4:30 AM
Seinfeld
Jerry tries to explain to his visiting parents (Liz Sheridan, Barney Martin) the whereabouts of a gift they once gave him.
5:00 AM
The New Adventures of Old Christine
Christine begins a complicated relationship with the doctor (Eric McCormack) who shares Matthew's office space.
5:30 AM
The New Adventures of Old Christine
The most popular girl in school asks Ritchie to a dance; Richard and Matthew try to force an elderly tenant out of an apartment they want to rent.
6:00 AM
Roseanne
Jackie and Roseanne meet a young woman who teaches them what being independent really means; Dan tries to spend time alone.
6:36 AM
Roseanne
D.J. must perform a drama about the story of Thanksgiving at his school; when the play is a little patriotic, many parents are horrified, but the Connors are enthusiastic and celeb
7:12 AM
Roseanne
Dan revisits his youth when an old buddy brings his blues band (Blues Traveler) to town.
7:48 AM
Roseanne
Roseanne decides to film a family video to give the baby on her 16th birthday.
8:24 AM
Roseanne
A wedding is in the works when Leon (Martin Mull) and his lover (Fred Willard) decide to marry.
9:00 AM
Roseanne
The competition heats up when Roseanne and Jackie both get jobs demonstrating products at a supermarket.
9:36 AM
Roseanne
A family feud erupts when the Conners learn that Darlene has refused a job that pays very well.
10:12 AM
Roseanne
Becky considers making changes to her life after telling Roseanne how unhappy she is.
10:48 AM
Roseanne
Nana Mary's (Shelley Winters) visit with a box of toys takes Roseanne and Jackie on a trip down memory lane.
11:24 AM
Roseanne
Dan weighs a business opportunity; Jackie fears her new computer.
12:00 PM
Roseanne
Dan announces his job in the workshop and gets a pretty good compensation; instead of paying off the debts or saving money, Roseanne plans a holiday with the whole family; the goal
12:36 PM
Roseanne
The Conner family goes to Disney World; Rosanne becomes an expert in ordering room service; the park has a profound effect on Roseanne's usually complaining brood.
1:12 PM
Roseanne
David takes a job at a bizarre amusement park so he can escape the Conner household; while working there, he must always be cheerful and tidy.
1:48 PM
Roseanne
Darlene is pregnant and wants to marry David; Roseanne and Dan are shocked and have very different reactions to Darlene and David's big news.
2:24 PM
Roseanne
A television news reporter interviews Roseanne in the street.
3:00 PM
Roseanne
Plans for David and Darlene's wedding are made; Bev is excluded from the wedding preparations and therefore takes part in a seniors dance course.
3:30 PM
Roseanne
The Conners celebrate Darlene's wedding day; Darlene and Dan have another fight, but they reconcile immediately.
4:00 PM
Roseanne
Roseanne does not move from Dan's side, after he suffers a heart attack at Darlene's wedding.
4:30 PM
Roseanne
After Dan comes home from the hospital, Roseanne discovers that he has not been sticking to his doctor-prescribed diet regime.
5:00 PM
Seinfeld
Jerry tries to buy back the watch his parents gave him; George attempts to renegotiate his network deal.
5:30 PM
Seinfeld
Jerry gets lost en route to visiting a sick fan who must live in a protective plastic bubble.
6:00 PM
Seinfeld
Jerry and George try to write the pilot for their series; Kramer solicits cigars from the Cuban consulate.
6:30 PM
Seinfeld
A night at the opera turns into a nightmare when Jerry meets Elaine's new boyfriend (Peter Crombie).
7:00 PM
Seinfeld
Jerry and George must think of an idea for a TV series before meeting with network bigwigs.
7:30 PM
Seinfeld
Jerry challenges George, Kramer and Elaine to a contest of self-denial; Elaine looks forward to a special date.
8:00 PM
Seinfeld
Jerry parties it up in first class while Elaine suffers in cramped coach; Kramer is chased by the police.
8:30 PM
Seinfeld
Elaine accidentally reveals too much cleavage on her Christmas card; Kramer is asked to pose for a risqué underwear ad.
9:00 PM
Seinfeld
Jerry is shadowed by a pesky comic (Barry Diamond); the gang's decision to meet for a movie begins in disaster.
9:30 PM
Seinfeld
Jerry takes pity on a foreigner (Brian George) when the man's immigration papers are left in Jerry's mailbox.
10:00 PM
Seinfeld
Jerry and George meet with a skeptical TV executive about their show; Kramer dates Jerry's ex-girlfriend.
10:30 PM
Seinfeld
An eavesdropping college reporter prints the mistaken story that Jerry and George are longtime intimate companions.
11:00 PM
Seinfeld
When Jerry, George and Elaine volunteer to comfort senior citizens in their homes, it leads to disaster for all.
11:30 PM
Seinfeld
Jerry dumps his girlfriend when he finds out she may have breast implants; Kramer claims to have seen Salman Rushdie at a health club.
Shows on TV Land
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TH
The King of Queens
Doug plots revenge after learning that his friendship with a driver from a rival service was nothing more than a con.
SE
Seinfeld
Becoming annoyed at Kramer's invasions of privacy, Jerry takes away his spare key. Kramer, shaken, decides to leave for California to pursue an acting career.
TH
The New Adventures of Old Christine
Christine begins a complicated relationship with the doctor (Eric McCormack) who shares Matthew's office space.
RO
Roseanne
Jackie and Roseanne meet a young woman who teaches them what being independent really means; Dan tries to spend time alone.
TH
The Golden Girls
In flashbacks, the housemates reminisce about Mother's Day celebrations.
EV
Everybody Loves Raymond
Ray spends all his free time coaching his basketball team but then realizes he's missing out on time with his family.
TH
The Drew Barrymore Show
More from Drew cooking with Sunny Anderson and Emeril Lagasse.
TH
The Andy Griffith Show
Aunt Bee buys a wig and upsets Andy and the rest of Mayberry.
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M*A*S*H
Tired of the GI diet of liver and fish, Hawkeye calls Chicago for an order of ribs.
GU
Gunsmoke
Matt poses as an old love's (Anne Francis) husband when he rides into an outlaw hide-out.
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